Beach Blonde by Alyson Belle

Author:Alyson Belle [Belle, Alyson]
Language: eng
Format: azw3, epub
Published: 2021-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

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“We decided to give you some extra time to let you girls chat; we figured you’d have a lot to talk about. Are you having fun learning about your new body?” Paul asked as he and Andre came back into the room.

Chris had popped out from the adjoining room where, for the past three hours, Sarah had done nothing but delve into the female body and all the things Chris ought to know about it. She’d listened with mounting horror, the knots in her stomach twisting at her friend’s rather vivid descriptions of all of the things she’d never paid attention to in sex-ed. It was a lot to take in. And it really showed how little he’d known when it came to his girlfriends.

She welcomed the interruption. Chris banged her forehead on the counter. “No, thank you, I am not having fun, and I don’t want to be a woman anymore. I know way more about the female reproductive system than I ever wanted to know. It’s too hard and I don’t like it.”

“Oh, stop whining,” Andre said. “You’re stuck like this for now, so you may as well suck it up and just roll with it. See it as some kind of experiment. Just think how they must feel if you hate it after a couple days.”

Chris lifted her head up and shot Andre a withering look that made him back up a few steps and put his hands in the air. “Maybe I’ll experiment with how once a month I’ll get to kill you guilt-free. Don’t tempt me.”

Andre scoffed. “Oh, please, you’d miss me too much.”

“And me,” Paul added, rooting around in the fridge. “Just wondering, but has Sarah taught you how to make a good sandwich yet?”

“Bite me,” Chris snapped, flipping him the middle finger.

“No, thanks,” Paul responded without looking back. “I think you’d better get back in there before Sarah comes out here looking for you.”

Chris gulped and twisted around to look at the door to the other room, left slightly ajar, where early 90s pop music was pouring out. Sarah had been trying to teach Chris some ‘culture.’ “She made me put some ridiculous perfume on. I smell like a stripper.”

She held her wrist up and allowed both of them to sniff, earning a round of chuckles.

“I think it smells nice,” Andre said. “Maybe your female senses just aren’t attuned to what smells good to men anymore.”

“At a minimum, I’d say that you smell like a high-class stripper,” Paul added.

“I hate you both,” Chris said, tossing her hair over her shoulder. “And just for that, I’m going to talk shit about you to every single woman who crosses our path.”

“Hey, that’s not fair!”

“You can’t do that!”

Chris lifted her chin up and sauntered off. “Watch me, boys.”

“There you are,” Sarah said as Chris swept back into the room. “I thought I was going to have to send a rescue team out after you or something. How are the boys?”

“Andre and Paul were being dicks,” Chris said, sinking into the mattress and sighing.

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